Bet Your Boots

from Artificial Idiocy and Simulated Sounds by The Stupid Robots

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lyrics

Been all up and down that east coast
Driving 'till I can’t see through the smoke
Hands are shaking, eyes are red
Devil’s thoughts all in my head
Running from the things inside of me
Moonshine straight down from the Smokies
Spices shipped from way across the sea
Floating down the Lehigh river
Ain't the water makes me she shiver
Sweatin' while im shaking at the knees

Blue eyed girls from south Kentucky
Mountain love if I get lucky
I can make a mess
wherever they be
Can’t forget what the good doc said
Remember this until I’m dead
'Cause a woman’s ass
and whisky glass
made a horse’s ass outta me

Take care of yourself or so I’ve heard
Buy a gun but don’t shoot any birds (Bang! Bang!)
Save it till the time is right
leave it in the house at night
Unless you think you look real sharp in orange
Maybe i shouldn’t be driving
Menthol seems to stop the coughing
Down to only matches now
Gas ain't cheap, tanks full somehow
Bet your boots you’ll never see me walking

Blue eyed girls from south Kentucky
Mountain love if I get lucky
I can make a mess
wherever they be
Can’t forget what the good doc said
Remember this until I’m dead
'Cause a woman’s ass
and whisky glass
made a horse’s ass outta me

Always looking right up in the sky
Clouds or stars I don’t care by and by
Only thing that brings me down
Brings my eyes close to the ground
Is women any man’d be pleased to see
I seen so many people come and go
I wonder what they all might say 'bout me
Made some cry, made more laugh
Drank a bottle and a half
Couldn't cum and so i gotta go

Blue eyed girls from south Kentucky
Mountain love if I get lucky
I can make a mess
wherever they be
Can’t forget what the good doc said
Remember this until I’m dead
'Cause a woman’s ass
and whisky glass
made a horse’s ass outta me

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from Artificial Idiocy and Simulated Sounds, released November 2, 2019

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